I woke up yesterday morning to news about the vote in favour of #Brexit. I know some of you have been pre-occupied with more important things, so I have decided to put together a simple guide as to how it impacts YOUR life: How does it affect Non-British Nigerians? 1. The Pounds will crash, albeit temporarily. So go and buy cheap Pounds from your mallam this morning. Look him straight in the eye and shine your teeth. No more 500 naira to 1 pound, oga mallam. 2. Champions League will still be intact. No need to worry guys, Tuesday and Wednesday nights still dey kampe. 3. You will still be faced with the same rigorous visa and immigration process to enter England, and to enter Europe. Price of fish and garri, the same. Transport fare, the same. So no movement here. How does it affect British Nigerians? 1. To the British Nigerians, SORRY OH! You can’t just breeze in and out of Paris, Rome and Madrid anymore. VFS tings are loading for you lot. So start getting ready to apply ...