Please Marry A Lazy Woman!

PLEASE MARY A LAZY WOMAN


Dear Nigerian Youth,
This week,God spoke to us through the man of God,but as usual most of us were deaf and totally missed the message,Not only did we miss the message,we also put the messenger on the cross and were nailing him with the worst kind of blows In our usual unguarded statements and total dis-respectful mentality that is presently afflicting our generation.

Some of us have only succeeded in demonstrating our crass ignorance and the reason why we may never be taken seriously in the scheme of things. Coincidentally, the messenger was an old man who have gone through all kind of experience which many of us may never witness in your life-time but instead to hide the advice and learn from the old generation now that they are still with us,we are busy mocking him. We may have new clothes even more than the aged,but we can never have rags like them. Their ragged experience is by far better than our new age wisdom.

Daddy G O ADEBOYE gave some pieces of advice to a generation that is wise in its own sight and the harmless advice was turn over its head. How come our generation always end up making simple things complex? How come our generation always major on minors and minor on majors? Don't "marry a lazy woman"he said. "Don't marry a woman who cannot pray for one hour" "Don't marry a woman who cannot cook".

Most of us are products of fervent prayers from our mothers but you came online to mock and insult the man of God because it feels right to do so. Instead of lending our ears, someone said the mouth of an elder is smelling. Then I ask how did he think the elderly got their sunken eyes? It's because of what they have seen and experienced in life. Just like a dog destined to be lost and deaf to the whistle of the hunter. Most of us will never listen to advice. But you know what?you are free to continue wallowing in your ignorance, Go ahead and Marry a lazy woman.

It is within your rights. Go for a couch potato. We are in the modern world. As long as she can apply good make-up,wear designer shoes and sun-glasses and update her status on Facebook while twerking regularly, that's all the qualifications she needs to get Mr Right. Who cares if she can do the dishes when there's a dish-washer? Who cares if she can make her own bed when she can hire a domestic help? Who cares if she can cook when Domino Pizza is still selling their franchise all over the nation? As for you modern lady, young men care more about how good you look than how well you cook! They will rather discuss your Peruvian and Malaysian weave-on and Italian cuisine. If they are hungry, they can go to their mothers- or help themselves.

Whoever said the way to a man's heart is through his stomach has never met the 21st Century man. And as for prayers, marry a lady that will take your fmaily problems to facebook,twitter,hi5,instgram,wassap,snaptchat,sype and 2go. Taking them to the Lord in prayers is old-school they don't even sing the songs in church again. Their  knees are so delicate they shouldn't even kneel down before God. Marry a woman who will rush to update your situation on Instagram instead of updating God instantly. Don't be bothered that she can't pray for one hour- as long as she can watch the whole series of Lekki Wives in one fell swoop, you're good to go. Prayer is so outdated. Making long prayers is so so outdated. What will she do when challenges of life come? So easy- she will twerk at them. The devil hates twerking and can't stand it.A family that twerks together stays together. Marry a woman that sleeps on her tweeter handles but end up handling nothing.

When someone is trying to save a little chicken from impending death but it's still hell bent on going to the refuse dump for its meal. What an elder sees while sitting, a young man can never see even if
he stands. Bae, you can spend one hour applying concealer, mascara and lipstick on your face that you can't carry for twenty four hours but you can't spend one hour praying for a home that you hope to sustain as long as you live. In the voice of Lagbaja, "mo sorry fun gbogbo yin o, mo sorry fun gbogbo yin lo kokan" and for the ladies marry a man that is jobless. Marry a man who can take off his shirt for you to see his six-packs but can't take out the thrash at home.

A perfectly toned man is better than a perfectly toned wallet. A man with six packs is better than a
man with six figures. Romance is better than finance.
Marry a man who has no ambition and has no clue about where he is going in life.
Marry a man who lives on you and feeds off you.
Marry a man whose only property is what is within his trousers.

As you lay your bed, so you will lie on it. love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener. Your eyes 'will soon clear'. No one tells a blind man that the market is over. If he cannot see, at least he is not deaf. 

Marriage is hard work, if you don't know. Too much of Kim Kardashian has robbed you of reality. Marriage is not Indian film. You think the guy loves you when all he loves is your wallet. In the words of Daddy G O he says"Even if he says he's a contractor, ask him to show you evidence of the contracts he has done before because you may just be the contract". When you cry eventually, no one will be there to comfort you. I trust your fellow Ladies they will even laugh at you and use the social media to update your misfortune. You think you are trending now,if you marry a lazy man,time will come the financial responsibility on your head will be so enormous that you won't even have time for your phone talk-less of trending.

Have you wonder why the old generation can hold a marriage together for 50 years why our present
generation marriages collapse just weeks after being joined as husband/wife. Instead of coming
online to demonstrate our internet hooliganism,why can't we just Sit down and take a deep reflection each time an elder pass a message to us be it in our homes,or in church. We can politely raise superior
argument to back our reasoning of disagreeing with them because the latest informations at our deposals is different from their own generations rather than hurling insult on an elder who does not want us to make mistakes in life.


Article by: Solomon Ihuriona