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Poll: Five Percent Americans Prefer to Vote 'Harambe the Ape' for President




Poll conducted on the American public by -Public Policy Polling, has revealed shocking results as 5% of the voters believed that Harambe the dead ape will make a better President for the united states than Hillary and Trump.






It would be recalled that Harambe was the ape assassinated by the Cincinnati Zoo back in May after dragging around a four-year-old who had fallen into his enclosure. And now, a not-insignificant number of voters want to hand over the affairs of United States to Harambe.

Interestingly, without Harambe among the candidates, a higher percentage of the voters were undecided on whether to vote Trump or Hillary.  
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